Dear Muses

[tygati]

Dear Muses,

No, we are not creating a bloody Magical Girl who's really a boy no matter how much the idea makes you giggle like madmen. Nuh uh, not happening, no way no how.

Shut Up. >.<

No Love,
Me.

Comments

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

[bowiscute145.livejournal.com]

do it now.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

.......... *headdesk* Y'know, given the reaction when M posts some of her "Not gonna do this" ideas, you'd really think I'd know better by now...

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that really was just asking for trouble XD

<3

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

That just means you've given in *evil laughter*.

[bowiscute145.livejournal.com]

i think i'm secretely one of your muses as this sounds like an AMAZINGLY KEWL idea to me.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

¬ ¬ Great. So I'm surrounded by insane readers as well as insane muses. -__-;;;

[bowiscute145.livejournal.com]

yes. yes you do. deal with it. :) i look forward to this story. *nods*

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha Ohhhh that needs to be brought into this world.

*feeds the muses more crack*

[tygati.livejournal.com]

I am so blaming this on you and your birthday vibes. :P My very first thought when I started hearing snippits of conversation in my head was "... this is a level of crack that can only be attributed to Starparty." >.>;

[starparty.livejournal.com]

*sniff* Ok, now I'm just honored. I'm just touched that I can share my cracked out goodness with the world XD

PSSSSST! Hey Plot Bunnies! I have a bundle of plastic carrots in my desk drawer I can mail to you for fodder if you need XD

[chilayse.livejournal.com]

So when are you writing it?

[tygati.livejournal.com]

¬ ¬ Very funny. :P

[chilayse.livejournal.com]

oh cmon. You told US about it. That means you're writing it right?

[alice_montrose]

Sure you are. You should know better. XD

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Red eyes glinted in the darkness, lending the silhouette a demonic aspect. "Giovanni," the unknown vampire whispered, and next to her John halted abruptly. His gun dropped to the floor with a clang, and it couldn't be a good thing because in all the time she had known him, John had never been phased enough to lose his weapon.

"Giuliano." One name, and there was disbelief and something quite painful that did not fit what Marie knew of the man in John's normally controlled voice. When the other vampire merely nodded, John's eyes narrowed and turned a glossy pink that always signalled he was about to snap.

Not being in a suicidal mood, Marie took her queue and drew back, grabbing Sam and Eric in the process. Peter had already retreated close to the door, and was studying John with visible interest.

"You pompous son of a bitch! You’re supposed to be dead!" Oh, their team leader was really pissed, you could tell. The other vampire was really screwed now.

Or not. It only caused the guy to hop on the edge and sit down on the balustrade, cross his legs and generally look relaxed.

"The rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated," he said, and his lips twitched as John bared his fangs at him.

"Don't go quoting Mark Twain at me like nothing has happened! Roman bastard!"

"Barbarian scum!"

From there on, the discussion degenerated into a continuous string of swearwords flung back and forth between the two. Marie was pretty sure most of the other guy - Giuliano, John had called him - were not Italian, and John's were something vaguely German-sounding. In any case, it was pretty entertaining.

The other members of the team didn't seem to find it so. Once most of them were done gaping at the two vampires, they started eyeing the one on the balcony with something bordering on lust. Not that they should be blamed; finding someone who could aggravate John to the point he forgot about having an audience was an interesting enough person. Vampire. Whatever.

The volley of curses ended as abruptly as it had began, and the brunette hopped down from the balustrade he’d been balancing on, landed on his feet and - again, to everyone's gaping and gasping - simply slung his arms around John's shoulders and kissed him quite passionately.

Marie swore viciously and grabbed the camcorder. There was no way she wasn't taping this for posterity, and John be damned if he objected.

If he ever found out, that was. He was quite distracted at the moment.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

o.o ...... @.@!! *flail* OH YOU ARE A HORRIBLE EVIL TEASE!!!!

[alice_montrose]

It's called a BRIBE. You write Magical "Girl", I post the fic. So there!

Told you I had acquired vampires following M.'s hunter stories!

[shiruartist.livejournal.com]

Why do I now have a plot bunny attached to my back?

*blink*

THE VAMPIRE PLOT IS INFECTIOUS.
...

*head.desk*
*head.desk*
*head.desk*

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

Could I, um, maybe stalk you for more of this? *_________*

[shiruartist.livejournal.com]

*feeds the muses sugar and caffeine when you aren't looking*
*innocent whistling*
*looks around*
*hands them a bag of cookies*

*contemplates what she might be able to bribe you with...*

[tygati.livejournal.com]

... bribes? >.< CURSES, FIDO! THEY HAVE FOUND MY WEAKNESS!!!

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy noooooooooot? ^_______________________________^ *stalks you*

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Because it's pure crack and I so should be working on Space Cowboys, not random weirdness? >.>

[hyperjirou.livejournal.com]

It's been done. Sort of. There's a webcomic about a boy who gets turned into a girl so he can become a magical girl, called Sparkling Generation Valkyrie Yuuki. It's got slashy and femslashy tones but the whole sex-change thing makes it a bit odd. If you want to read it go to www.sgvy.com.

But I'd love to read your story.

Also, have you gotten the present I sent you yet?

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Oh no, my magical boy doesn't become a girl, he just has to wear really skimpy skirts and stuff. ^__^ To his utter humiliation, of course.

*HEADDESK* ARRGH, I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING I WAS FORGETTING TO SAY. ;_; I sowwy, I got, is cute, I am stupid and forgetful and failz0r. x.x *huggles*