Twilight

Oh my god, this is painful. I can't decide if the acting is just that bad, or it's the script that's so awful. And I thought everyone was joking about the whole "everyone loves Bella" thing, but wow. x.x

Jacob, however, is adorable. I think he's like the only redeeming quality.

... okay, the "money, sex, money, cat" thing was funny.

Also, the pale-face makeup is irritating me. They constantly forget to put makeup on the ears, so you have a white face and red ears. -__-; And occasionally red neck.

*chokegaspwheeze* SPARKLES!!! *dies* And the tinkly sound effect that accompanies them!

Scenery's nice, though. Acting is still really painful. -.- Cinematography's pretty decent, all things considered.

Bella's whole "zomg love you foreva and eva" is kinda... yeah. x.x A bit quick.

Final verdict? Burn it. :P It doesn't even inspire me to do better vampires, cause, uh... yeah. Those? Were the most un-vampirelike vampires ever. -__-;

Jacob is still cute. Makes me think of Skylark. <3