Gay Barbie

Mar. 14th, 2007 09:02 pm
tygati: (nori yeahright)
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Oh. My. God.

So, Mikey bought me the third Barbie Fairytopia DVD. >.> It is, believe it or not, more blatantly gay than the first two. Which I hadn't thought possible. The title? Magic of the Rainbow. >.> Yeah, start laughing.

To start off, there's a lot more touchy-feely hugging in this one. Barbie makes eyes at a good four women, or has them make eyes at her. She actually meets a *gasp* male fairy, but instead of snagging her 'prince' like in all the other Barbie movies, they just do the friends thing as emphasized by one of the lines in their duet song on the bonus CD: "I can see, we're gonna be good friends." There's also a song where she's singing with an older female fairy with lines like "There's a rainbow in your eyes, There's a light in your face" and "I thought I would never find you." >.> Is that clear enough?

Then, ah, we meet two more boy fairies. One has a narcissus-complex (he kisses his mirror during his intro scene and makes eyes at himself constantly) and he's purple. >.> Yeah. Then there's the other guy with a voice so gay that can't have been an accident. And, of course, Elina-Barbie hugs more girls. No guys, just girls. She even gets snugged by the bad fairy!

I've screencapped and made icons for about halfway through the film. Laughing too hard to continue tonight. Enjoy the gay faeries and femmeslash. ^^








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Date: 2007-03-15 10:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsaiko.livejournal.com
Holy... is the purple fairy wearing bondage gear?!?!

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Date: 2007-03-15 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mechante-fille.livejournal.com
Ahahahahahahaha, funny!!!

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Date: 2007-03-15 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tygati.livejournal.com
Ummm.... I think they're flowers and ribbons? ^^; I know he's got a crown of flowers on his head... >.>

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Date: 2007-03-16 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carib-nymph.livejournal.com
It can still be bondage gear...

Mental bondage games are emphasized with bondage using ridiculously fragile bindings, like ribbon, thread, or copper wire. Decorative, easily broken, and easy to show the Top whether the bottom has disobeyed.

^.^

*drools at the thought of tying someone down with material as nice as that looks*

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Date: 2007-03-15 01:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mechante-fille.livejournal.com
^_________^

Great Kitty, now I'm going to have to figure out which icons to ditch so I can steal me some of these. And who ever thought I'd have that problem?!?!

And, omg that little purple pony-fairy is so freaking cute!!

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Date: 2007-03-15 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tygati.livejournal.com
*grin* I'd say I'm sorry, but I so totally had you in mind while making them, so I can't be sorry... ^_____^ *beam*

^__^ Isn't he? she? it? >.>; It's obviously just an excuse to sell more toys, but it was rather pretty for all that anyway. ^^ Hee.

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Date: 2007-03-15 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalon13.livejournal.com
I don't know what scares me more. the fact that you have actual proof,or the fact that you actually took screen caps. On a side note; pretty boi faeries in bondage gear!

Oh god. now i have this overwhelming urge to write gay Barbie fanfiction.

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Date: 2007-03-15 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tygati.livejournal.com
I am the screencap queen. *nod* ^.^ It was inevitable.

*DIES* That would be hysterical. I've semi felt that inkling myself these past few days, but I assauged my muses with a slash story with hints of femmeslash instead. ^.^ Hee.

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Date: 2007-03-15 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rue-morgue.livejournal.com
I have had that urge as well T__T

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Date: 2007-03-15 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalon13.livejournal.com
you're too late, my love, too late. My porn has already been written. Behold;


God..yeah. Just like that..." There's a throaty moan, and gods, it should be impossible for anything to feel this good, and he's doing that thing with his tongue again which drives him crazy.

"Fuck yeah," the other pants, all sweaty, sun kissed skin and glazed eyes. Another thrust, harder, deeper, makes him tense and arch his back and scream. He tosses his head, honey hair mussed, already panting for more.

"Harder." How could he do anything but comply?

And when they are spent, and River's half lying on top of him, breathing against his neck, he hears the sound of the front door opening, and a voice calling out,

"Ken? I'm home."


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Date: 2007-03-15 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rue-morgue.livejournal.com
*cackle* That is love. <3

I'm sure me writing more won't hurt.

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Date: 2007-03-15 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalon13.livejournal.com
yes, but it might affect my delicate sensibilities.

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Date: 2007-03-15 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rue-morgue.livejournal.com
I'll take the femmeslash then.

I can pull from experience then.

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Date: 2007-03-15 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalon13.livejournal.com
*gasp* Casey, you naughty erm, whatever you are. How positively deviant.

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Date: 2007-03-15 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tygati.livejournal.com
I never fail to find it fascinating how many lesbians are into slash. ^___^ Hee. You, Tsaiko, Mechante_fille, Jess, Sar... *beam* I am Amused. ^.^

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Date: 2007-03-15 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsaiko.livejournal.com
Well technically I'm bi. I just have a girlfriend...

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Date: 2007-03-15 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tygati.livejournal.com
>.> I think that counts for statistical purposes. ^^ And Miome is much cuter than dumb boys and I don't think you've ever even mentioned having any ex-boyfriends... 9.9

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Date: 2007-03-16 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsaiko.livejournal.com
I have had ex-boyfriends. And even though I dated one for over a year, he really isn't worth mentioning. The only really good story is when Miome threatened to remove his kneecaps with a crowbar just because. XD

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Date: 2007-03-16 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tygati.livejournal.com
Miome is all shades of Awesome. ^____________^

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Date: 2007-03-16 11:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsaiko.livejournal.com
I totally, totally agree. ♥

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Date: 2007-03-16 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalon13.livejournal.com
oh yes, that's the word. Sorry. my brain stops working at 4am. I have but one thing to say;

....Barbie/Becky.

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Date: 2007-03-15 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tygati.livejournal.com
*cackle* The cracktastic inspiration has been spread! Muhahahaha... my job here is done. ^____^

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Date: 2007-03-15 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rue-morgue.livejournal.com
Aaaah, so that's your evil plot!

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Date: 2007-03-15 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] broken-moons.livejournal.com
Oh. Wow. I think my gayometer just broke XD And they show this to kids? *shudders* I love the expression on the top right one, in blue. Makes me wonder what it is she's seeing XD

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