Drabble, redux

[tygati]

Sortakinda a continuation of that last drabble, from my Darkness series. ^^; A certain Lord of Darkness being weird. >.>;

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"Guess what!"

Lurizal grimaced, attempting to shove his fellow Lord of Darkness off of his lap. "Ugh. Azragael, you reek." His nose crinkled up. "Where'd you get alcohol from anyway?"

"Nice vampire chica. Pretty thing. Lovely hair. Not as lovely as yours, though," Azragael purred, refusing to be dislodged. Lurizal had never quite been able to figure out how he managed it, as technically they were equal in power. Perhaps Azragael had some hithero unknown lap-clinging magic...

"Vampire chica." Lurizal sighed. "You really are a disgrace as a Lord of Darkness."

Azragael sat up, blinking slightly and frowning as he attempted to decide if that had been an insult or not. "Am not," he decided finally. "I'm just not very imposing when I'm tipsy."

Lurizal snorted. "You passed tipsy about five drinks ago, Az. Honestly."

Azragael blinked, the flames in his eyes momentarily flickering in different directions. "Oh." He considered. "That would be why I'm in your lap," he decided, nodding.

"That would be why you're in my lap." Lurizal sighed. Bad enough that one of the two strongest Lords of Darkness insisted upon getting plastered on a regular basis when a simple spell would prevent any loss of functionality, but inevitably Azragael ended up in the same place every single time he got drunk. Lurizal's lap.

"I like your lap," Azragael announced happily, throwing his arms around Lurizal's neck and attempting to kiss him. As he was definitely 'more than tipsy,' he missed, kissing Lurizal's right eye instead.

Lurizal sighed again. "I'm surprised you didn't tumble your vampire drinking buddy. It's not like you to pass up an opportunity."

Azragael considered carefully, his head weaving slightly back and forth as he attempted to think. "Can't," he decided eventually. "She's taken. Or will be taken. Or something like that." He frowned. "Baby vampires. Cute little things. I want one."

Resisting the urge to beat his head against something, Lurizal muttered a quick sobriety spell. Azragael blinked, then pouted. "Hey, that wasn't nice..."

"You weren't making any sense," Lurizal pointed out, attempting again to shove Azragael off his lap. This time the flame-haired demon allowed himself to be removed, standing and dusting his pants off.

"Making sense is boring," Azragael stated, crossing his arms. "Then I'd be like you."

Lurizal glared. "I happen to like being me," he snapped.

Azragael sighed. "I know." He shrugged. "Not sure why, but to each his own I guess. Sorry for disturbing your precious work, Riz." Flames flared up around him, obscuring him from view, then abruptly the red haired demon was gone. Lurizal sat back in his chair and ran a hand through his thick golden curls, feeling relieved and deprived all at once.

Stupid Azragael. Why did he have to be so... so... overwhelming?

Comments

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

Now see, I was content with Azragael and ah... Vampire Chica's drabble before. but now this needs more. ^___^

'cus you can't just leave it there! Lurizal and Azragael need some confession and tumbling too. ::grin:: They make such a pretty picture together too! ^_________^

Azragael blinked, the flames in his eyes momentarily flickering in different directions. "Oh." He considered. "That would be why I'm in your lap," he decided, nodding.

"That would be why you're in my lap." Lurizal sighed. Bad enough that one of the two strongest Lords of Darkness insisted upon getting plastered on a regular basis when a simple spell would prevent any loss of functionality, but inevitably Azragael ended up in the same place every single time he got drunk. Lurizal's lap.

"I like your lap," Azragael announced happily, throwing his arms around Lurizal's neck and attempting to kiss him. As he was definitely 'more than tipsy,' he missed, kissing Lurizal's right eye instead.

Lurizal sighed again. "I'm surprised you didn't tumble your vampire drinking buddy. It's not like you to pass up an opportunity." just gonna stick that whole thing in there for two reasons - because I liked it best, and 'cus it makes this look longer. ::glomps:: Poor Az, only getting his lap-clinging powers after consuming alcohol. ::grin:: see, now you have to write them both coming around and then attempting to make their own cute baby vampire twins. ^___^

::glomps:: And if that made any sense then that's good. ♥♥♥♥ - 4 hearts for cuteness, but only 2(♥♥) for the kissy bits and those two only for the lap-ness. ::grin::

[maderr.livejournal.com]

The drabble totally needs expanded, I agree. We shall harass her together. Doom!

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

harrassing... bribery... it's all good. ^____^

(so doomed)

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Is this where the dragons came from? Because I've been trying to puzzle out why you were bribing Tygs (not that there needs to be much of a reason...y'all can bribe each other all you want and I'll be happy forever ^_^ heehee) all morning. XD

[tygati.livejournal.com]

^^; Yes, this is where the dragons came from.

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

::Laugh:: Yes, yes it is. ^_____^ Because there so needed to be more. ^___^

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

YES!! ;_; Tygs so needs to give Az his happy ending. *nods*

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

SO agreeing on the expansion. C'mon, Lurizal, admit you like it...

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

Adds my vote to the get Lurizal and Asragael in love/bed plan. Woot! What would that be? Darkness... Consumes? Merges? Unites? Coalesces? Amalgamates?

Okay, you're right, that last one was just silly... *grins*

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha... just wait until you see what I DID name it. ^^; It's almost worse. ^.~

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

1) So cannot believe you ended it there. ;_____________________;
2) I love Az to pieces. He's adorable. And Riz needs a kick in the butt so that he'll realize it too. ^_^
3) *HUGE puppy eyes of DOOM* More? Please? Pretty please?

[sporkess.livejournal.com]

I find it very cool that the Demon Lords are outside of time, and Azragael gets confused about when things are going to happen. And he is so undignified. Not very imposing when tipsy? Not imposing at all, I fear.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

^^; Az is the only one with the time problem. Well, Ciaran inherited it. >.> But there's a whole dynamic to the Dark Realms and the Seven Lords that I have never fully addressed, but there is a reason why Az gets so confused about the proper order of events. ^.~

[sporkess.livejournal.com]

But... you have apparently finished the Darkness series, and this will never be addressed! -shocked and horrified at this waste of good notions-

[tygati.livejournal.com]

^^; It's not really important enough to bring up in a fic. Just the power structure of the Seven Six Lords of Darkness. And a brief nod to why Azragael and Lurizal are more powerful than the others. ^__^ Besides the obvious inner/outer circles thing. ;)

[sporkess.livejournal.com]

Obviously you need to write the Darkness equivalent of the Silmarillion. Only less boring.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Uh... *blushies* I never read that. I waded my way through Fellowship and promptly got no further. >.>;

[sporkess.livejournal.com]

I got about a chapter into the Silmarillion and wanted to put my head through a wall, but I did manage to read Lord of the Rings all the way through. Once.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Oh. ^^; So, um. >.> This Silmarillion is.. uh... >.> How would I be writing a Darkness equivilant if neither of us have read it? ^^; Cause I have no clue what it's about. The elves? I think? 9.9

[sporkess.livejournal.com]

...Good question. According to a friend who has read it, it's about rings and singing things?

[tygati.livejournal.com]

>.>; Uh huh. Well, Az has plenty of magic rings to lose to pretty vampire chicas in rigged dice games, but I don't think he sings... >.>;

[sporkess.livejournal.com]

...That would also be an interesting story to see. -grins-

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Az singing? >.>; Ha. No, I think I'll stick with Az hitting on / trying to get into Lurizal's pants. ^.~

[sporkess.livejournal.com]

But he's already in Lurizal's pants! Not that it's not amusing to see him there, but the challenge, it is gone. So obviously he needs the new challenge of learning how to sing! While drunk, perhaps?

[tygati.livejournal.com]

x.x If Azragael tried to sing, he'd probably do it weird and try to do rock & roll centuries earlier than it's actually invented. >.>;;

[sporkess.livejournal.com]

Nu. Glam rock! With glitter and feathers and skin tight clothing!

[tygati.livejournal.com]

o.o ...... >.> ....... he would, too.... x.x;; NO DRABBLES! ARRGH!

[sporkess.livejournal.com]

-glee- C'moooon... Give in...

[tygati.livejournal.com]

:P

[sporkess.livejournal.com]

Please? I want to see Azragael covered in glitter! Wearing improbable amounts of makeup!

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Lurizal would throw a fit. >.>;;

[sporkess.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a positively splendid reason for such a drabble to be written!

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Yes, it does. -.-;; DO NOT ENCOURAGE MY MUSES!!!

[sporkess.livejournal.com]

But your muses are delightful creatures who need to be encouraged!

...Would it help if I requested such a thing as a Valentine's gift? You're handing out drabbles to other people on your LJ, and I haven't made a request yet.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

*headdesk* And I was almost done, too... >.> Oh well... I still have a day and a half...

[marasmine.livejournal.com]

"Perhaps Azragael had some hithero unknown lap-clinging magic..."

I just love that line! I know there is more and I'm off to find it!

[cirrus74.livejournal.com]

Az and Riz obviously need their own story *smirks*