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Okay, so, he trimmed his nails this morning and came into my room to have me inspect them. I sent him back to the bathroom with my nail file. :) Then he shows me where he only had enough Nair to de-hair-ify one of his legs, but not the other, which made for a rather hillarious sight.
>.> Then he made the mistake of telling me that he'd done the same to his rear end. Only Nair'd half. So naturally, I insisted on seeing. ^______^ After much fuss, he put on a thong so I could inspect this phenomenon. ^.^ He kept trying to shoo me out of the bathroom after a brief look, and I told him that it needed to be smacked. >.>
Shortly thereafter he swatted his own rear, blinked at me, and decided I was right, it did need to be smacked. I then got shooed completely out of the bathroom with the pronouncement: "Excuse me while I touch myself."
^_________________^ *dies of giggles* I wuv my Mikey...
Okay, so, he trimmed his nails this morning and came into my room to have me inspect them. I sent him back to the bathroom with my nail file. :) Then he shows me where he only had enough Nair to de-hair-ify one of his legs, but not the other, which made for a rather hillarious sight.
>.> Then he made the mistake of telling me that he'd done the same to his rear end. Only Nair'd half. So naturally, I insisted on seeing. ^______^ After much fuss, he put on a thong so I could inspect this phenomenon. ^.^ He kept trying to shoo me out of the bathroom after a brief look, and I told him that it needed to be smacked. >.>
Shortly thereafter he swatted his own rear, blinked at me, and decided I was right, it did need to be smacked. I then got shooed completely out of the bathroom with the pronouncement: "Excuse me while I touch myself."
^_________________^ *dies of giggles* I wuv my Mikey...