Meme!

[tygati]

Nicked from Talya fyredancer. ^__^

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now,(even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with.

Comments

*Facepalm*

[graycalls.livejournal.com]

Remember the time we crashed the Trekkie convention dressed as Jedis?

Re: *Facepalm*

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Oh man that was awesome. I think my favorite part was the lightsabers versus phasers battle. I still maintain we totally won that, regardless of what the opposition claims.

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

Remember when you flew out to visit me, and then we drove back to your house, and then I flew home? The rental was kinda trashed after practically living in it for a week, but man, what a blast. We totally have to do that again, but this time do the North route through Canada, eh?

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Ohyeah. Totally. This time we're so detouring through Edmonton so I can show you the Mall. (Waterpark ftw!)

Though next time I'm so getting one of those five-day cooler things and some dry ice, cause that cheap one just didn't cut it.

[alice_montrose]

Remember when you came to visit and I dragged you around the whole of Transylvania hunting for ruins?

[tygati.livejournal.com]

I still can't believe we only found one. You sure nobody spiked our drinks?

[alice_montrose]

It might have been the fault of us having to use that bull-drawn cart that slowed us down considerably.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

There is that. Dumb thing got sidetracked every time it saw a shapely body wearing red. Men are all the same, no matter what species. *headshake*

[codenamepancake.livejournal.com]

Remember when we were lost at sea for three months because we'd read the treasure map upside-down?

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Those pirate types had some seriously bad handwriting. I told you we should've gotten an interpreter.

[codenamepancake.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there are definitely downsides to writing all your documents in blood. And the punctuation, oh god. What do scoundrels and sea-thieves have against commas?

Thank god that talking sea turtle finally took pity on us and pointed the way to Tortuga. He seemed like a good sort. What was his name again? Merriwether Rothbart? Bartholomew Higgins? Leroy Gragellan? Something like that.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

I don't remember... I'm so bad with names. I'm lucky he was really good about responding to "Mr. Turtle" or "Hey you". ^^;

[(Anonymous)]

Hmm.... Oh, I have one, just let me pull up my pseudo "prep stereotype" voice:

So remember that time when we met up unexpectedly in a book store at the check out, and when we went to hug someone let out a huge fart, and everybody looked at you? What great timing! I'm pretty sure they gave you a discount.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I was so embarrassed over that. Nobody would believe it wasn't me!

[stoplightgodess.livejournal.com]

Remember the time we crashed the Texas Cattle Ranchers Association con and kidnapped those really hot twins from the big meet?

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Yum. *__* I'm so glad they decided not to press charges. I think I still have the photos from then, too...

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

We were both 8. My mother was gun running in cambodia again, and your parents decided that proper brick houses were for those not in touch with themselves and nature. We had been living in mud huts for the last month.

There were 3 separate ecosystems living in our hair. I lost a finger to a particularly vicious squirrel 3 days ago, and you had fashioned me a new one out of woodchips, paper-clips, and some old chewing gum we found stuck underneath the bench in the park. You smelt like crap.

I was already in love with you.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

<3

[sixpence1323.livejournal.com]

Recall that time we spent sitting in the parking lot of McDonalds singing 'My Cheeseburger' from Veggie Tales because we had no money on us? Yeah - and the chewing gum thing you did was really gross too.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't diss the chewing gum. It has its sekkrit ultra-sneaky uses. ^___^

The time we went shooting together

[jay7sbob.livejournal.com]

I remember the time we went out to the range together to shoot. You were great, for a first timer. I was so amazed when you shot a 150 at 50 feet in the 1st round. I'm glad to be your friend.

Re: The time we went shooting together

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Would you be upset with me if I told you I'd actually taken a rifle class when I was little? ^^;

[pc1739.livejournal.com]

Remember the time we both failed astonaut school. Well I suspect you only said you failed to make me feel better. Who knew that being afraid of heights, darkness and random pieces of junk flying at you at a hundred miles an hour was an automatic fail...

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Mine was totally fear of our so-called mentor. UGH. He totally needed to bathe more than twice a year. x.x

[pc1739.livejournal.com]

Wait, he lied!!! He said it was only once a year ).

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

Remember that time when we totally decided to prank call all our mutual friends on our f-lists from our respective countries and racked up phone bills that I'm still paying off?

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Eheheh... sorry! Next time we'll be less drunk and remember to use one of those cheap internet telephone services. ^^;

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

Or Skype! Skype is free! :O

[cobecat.livejournal.com]

Oh man, Kitty, remember that time with the avocados? And that one platypus we couldn't get to stop singing? Yeah...good times.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, good times. Mmmm, avocados... Did you ever get that guck out of your hair, by the way? I swear I was aiming at the tree...

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh! That spontaneous musical was by far our best moment. Especially when that bluebird landed on your shoulder. XD I thought the mall patrons were going to die.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

o/~ MISTAH BLUEBEARD ON MY SHOUUUULLLLDAAAHHHH, MAKES ME HAPPYYYYYYY~ ^_____^

[yolinare.livejournal.com]

Remember that time in Vegas? I lost most of my money and we both got so drunk we nearly got married?

[tygati.livejournal.com]

And you kept having to pull me down off the tables before my pathetic attempts at dancing made me fall and break my neck. Yup, I remember that. ^^;;

[silrini.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey, remember that time you came to Chicago and we totally got lost and we ended up having to ask some random guy how to get home?

[tygati.livejournal.com]

It was worth it. He was hot. <3