[identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com 2008-08-25 12:33 am (UTC)(link)

Who the fuck thinks "Mmm, that park bench looks like a fine ride."

[identity profile] tsaiko.livejournal.com 2008-08-25 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Probably the same guy who got arrested not to long ago for indecent exposure when he was caught sticking his penis in the hole in the middle of his outdoor table. You know, the whole you'd put an umbrella in? That one.

[identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com 2008-08-25 12:53 am (UTC)(link)

Men should have to pass a test before they're allowed to have a dick. I swear.

[identity profile] tsaiko.livejournal.com 2008-08-25 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
"You find a dark hole. It looks inviting. Do you stick your cock in it? Y/N"

[identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com 2008-08-25 01:17 am (UTC)(link)

*LAUGH* I don't think I want to see how many would reply Y.

[identity profile] tsaiko.livejournal.com 2008-08-25 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Hell, I'd give them half credit if they just asked what the dark hole was attached to. XD

[identity profile] cobecat.livejournal.com 2008-08-25 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha, that sounds like a question from a really strange RPG...

[identity profile] qui-te.livejournal.com 2008-08-25 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Where did YOU think stools came from?

[identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com 2008-08-25 01:16 am (UTC)(link)

Obviously I never though hard enough about the matter (so to speak).