tygati | (no subject)

Who the fuck thinks "Mmm, that park bench looks like a fine ride."

Probably the same guy who got arrested not to long ago for indecent exposure when he was caught sticking his penis in the hole in the middle of his outdoor table. You know, the whole you'd put an umbrella in? That one.

Men should have to pass a test before they're allowed to have a dick. I swear.

"You find a dark hole. It looks inviting. Do you stick your cock in it? Y/N"

*LAUGH* I don't think I want to see how many would reply Y.

Hell, I'd give them half credit if they just asked what the dark hole was attached to. XD

Ahahaha, that sounds like a question from a really strange RPG...

Where did YOU think stools came from?

Obviously I never though hard enough about the matter (so to speak).

I'm probably a bad person for finding that hilarious, but at least I know I'll be in good company.

Actually, I saw that sometime lat week. Alas, I could not watch the video at work and completely forgot about it till you mentioned it again. Thank you! XD

Ahahah, okay, I'm sorry, but to be a paramedic responding to this? Priceless. There's a story to tell your grandkids. Once they grow up.

OMG, now what sane person would think that it "would be fun to have sex with the bench"? Craziness abounds and truly lives in society!! O_o

Thanks for sharing, and I was wondering if you minded if I posted this on my LJ? I have various postings on "the stupidity of humans" and this fits perfectly!! I promise to credit you if you let me borrow it from you!! ^___^

*laugh* Go for it. News is free. :)

*dies as well*

I need to get out more often.

*lmao* Yeah, that's your town, isn't it? ^___^

Yeah it is.
My brother once saw a man and woman having sex on a park bench at night. O__O

Why is it that clown porn freaked me mildly, but attempted rape (since I have no idea if it was consensual) of a bench makes ROFL? *shrugs*

HAHAHAHAHA. Oh, man, that sounds like something the guys on campus here would do on a dare.

Can you imagine being one of those doctors coming home at the end of the day, and your significant other asks you what went on at work that day? Priceless.

Completely unrelated: I got my postcards today! Lovely. Especially Tau Ceti:D
I wish I had a pin-board, I'd very carefully pin them up on display.Sadly I don't, so I shall have to store them somewhere safe until I get one.

Hmmm... they'd fit quite well inside small photo frames, and they'd be protected from dust and curling then too. But where would I put them? This requires more thought.

Yay postcards! ^^

Heh. The edges probably aren't very straight, since I cut them out with scissors...