Damn and bollocks

[tygati]

The problem with not watching much in the way of television is that a somewhat sheltered little small-town American girl has no idea how to properly write an accent. Heck, she only has a vague idea of what they even sound like. x.x;

So, if you're trying to write a fellow with a thick Irish accent, progress kind of grinds to a screeching halt when the man opens his mouth. *sigh*

Anyone know what the Irish equivalent of 'damn' or 'bollocks' would be?