Dragon backpack, anyone?

Dude.

This guy made a dragon-shaped backpack out of leather. *____* He takes commissions too, but no way could I afford that. Alas.

*drools s'more*

Maybe I Should Do It More Often

.... Dear Roommate,

I should not have to don gloves to tidy up the living room. If you have a cold, please to be learning how to aim for the wastebasket with your nasty, snotty tissues.

Also, just how long ago was it that you had that cold? Have you never heard of emptying the wastebasket before it gets to the overflowing on the ground part?

No love,

Me.


Dear Self,

You just had to don your respirator to clean. Don't you think maybe you should do it a little more often?

Yes, he's gay. Yes, this is supposed to mean he's a neat freak. It shouldn't take you this long to realize that not all stereotypes are accurate.

Get a clue,

Me.


Dear Cats,

Quit shedding. I'm allergic to you.

Not holding my breath,

Me.