Happy Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day to the mothers out there. <3

Hope you get all the pampering and free breakfast you deserve. ^___^
(Without, y'know, the smoke alarm going off and cries of panic emanating from the kitchen.)

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Dear Brain,

You have weird segues. Jumping from sexy accents to Sean Connery to Indiana Jones to Egyptian Gods is a bit of a stretch. Plus, we refuse to let you come up with any new story ideas before finishing the old ones, kthnx. :P

No Love,
Me.


Dear Body,

I think I'd rather take the week long warning signals instead of the supercramps from hell, plz. x.x There is a maximum dosage on painkillers y'know. x__x

Drained and in pain,
Me.