My boss, the mental patient

So today I noticed a package of decorative bulbs (the ones that look like sparkly flames) where one of the bulbs had this black... smudge... on it. I took it to the boss and asked if he thought anyone would buy that. He peered at it, messed with the package trying to see if it would rub off, then took it and went WHAM!CRUNCH! and smacked it into the desk. o.@;; He then grins at me and says "Nope. Nobody's gonna buy that."

I am surrounded by nutcases. ^^;;