Meme

[tygati]

Okay, here's the meme.

1. Choose a few of your own characters (five at the most).
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself.

Characters and bonus question selected by aetheraestus, alice_montrose, meteorfire, avalon13, and broken_moons

How old are you?

Meiki: Ummm... Twenty-something? *ponderponder* I think? What year is it anyway? I was, um, lessie... I've been working for the Princess for, um... this long, so that means if I add this and that, carry the two...

Beldon: *rolls his eyes* Over a hundred.

Herb: Enchanter aging is really weird... >.>

Beldon: *snorts* Not really. We just stop aging when we attain mastery. You with the royal blood have a far more convoluted aging system.

Herb: o.o I'm only eighteen... right?

Beldon: And your father is...?

Herb: Um... *counts on his fingers*

Beldon: Older than me. By eleven years.

Herb: *boggles* Oh. But he... I... o.o Oh.

Ahi'kiha: You all have serious mental issues.

Herb: >.> So you have an easy to figure out age?

Ahi'kiha: ....... not really, no.

Herb: Oh. <.<

Ahi'kiha: I can't remember. :P

Herb: Why not?

Ahi'kiha: I stopped counting when it stopped mattering.

Meiki: When was that?

Ahi'kiha: *sighs* Two thousand? Three thousand? I can't remember. It was a long time ago. :P

Meiki & Herb: Wooowwww... o.o

Beldon: -_-

Selan: Fascinating. o.o So I'm not the only one with that problem.

Beldon: ¬ ¬ Oh? So how old are you?

Selan: *sheepish smile* Older than many stars...?

All: o.O;; >.>;;

Jeremey: Boy I feel young... >.> I'm only sixteen or seventeen... *pointed look*

Author: What? So I haven't finalized certain things yet. Bite me. :P


What's your height?

Meiki: *proudly* Shorter than everybody else on the ship! I'm cute and petite!

Beldon: *glares at him*

Meiki: What? I am...

Herb: *pulls Beldon into his lap and pets him* He's just sensitive about his height.

Meiki: Why? Being short is fun. You just bat your eyes the right way and people will give you all sorts of stuff! And it's way easier to give blowjobs when you don't have to hunch over to do it.

Herb: *blushes crimson*

Beldon: *ponders this* >.> *peers at Herb* Hmmm...

Herb: *blushes brighter*

Author: Hey you two. Answer the question please.

Beldon: He's around six two, six three. I reserve the right not to answer.

Author: x.x At least give a ballpark figure?

Beldon: Over five feet. :P

Author: -_- Moving on...

Ahi'kiha: *shrug* Taller than Keiki.

Selan: Shorter than Arycian. *thinks this is funny*

Author: *siiiiiigh*

Jeremey: >.> You people are all insane, y'know that?

Meiki: *proudly* Yup! *prods him* So, how tall are you sexy?

Jeremey: o.o *blush* Um... f-five nine? I think? *defensive* I'm still growing.

Meiki: *eyes flick downward, leers* I can see that. Can I help you grow?

Author: AUGH! Meiki! No hitting on people from other stories!

Meiki: *sulk* But he's cute...


What are you?

Meiki: Draconis! *beam*

Beldon: *eyes Meiki like he's contageous* I'm an Enchanter.

Herb: Um... well, I was a prince under a spell then a beast under two spells then just a prince under no spells... that I know of anyway... *eyes Beldon* And I guess eventually I'll be High King. *looks kind of uncertain about that*

Ahi'kiha: Dragon. *flatly*

Jeremey: o.o; You don't look like a dragon...

Ahi'kiha: I moonlight as a mage. :P

Jeremey: ... oh. >.> I'm just... human.

Selan: Nothing wrong with being human. *pets him*

Jeremey: o.O;;

Author: *pokes Selan* Your turn.

Selan: ^__^ Hmm?

Author: To answer the question. -_-

Selan: *holds a finger to his lips* Sore wa himitsu desu!

Author: o.o ........... -_-;;;; Stay out of my Slayers tapes.

Selan: ^_______^


Do you have any bad habits?

Meiki: Bad habits? >.> I dunno, I don't think I do, but I think this is the point where my shipmates would all speak up so maybe I do but I don't know that I do?

Beldon: *arms crossed pointedly*

Herb: >.>; I, um... attract trouble?

Beldon: *snorts*

Selan: *smiles at Beldon*

Beldon: *eyes him like he's a poisonous serpent*

Selan: ^______^

Beldon: *looks away* I have a slight temper problem. *mutters*

Selan: I like to play hooky and encourage others to misbehave. *beam*

Ahi'kiha: *ponders this* ... I suppose the eating people thing might be considered a bad habit... I have plenty of habits, but not many I'd consider bad. *shrugs*

Jeremey: *kinda wide-eyed* I, uh... I used to get into trouble a lot. Not so much anymore... Well, unless Promise starts it... >.>


Are you a virgin?

Meiki: *falls out of his chair laughing*

Beldon: *eyes Herb* I should hope not.

Herb: *blushes scarlet*

Ahi'kiha: *snorts* Hardly.

Selan: ^.^ What they said.

Jeremey: >.> I feel extremely outnumbered...


Who's your mate / spouse? If not, got anyone in mind?

Meiki: *beams* Xalin and Q'inn! But we'll play with anybody. *grins at Jeremey*

Jeremey: *scoots his chair away*

Beldon: *glares death at Meiki and wraps his arms around Herb's neck* Mine.

Meiki: *pouts* You could share, you know...

Beldon: Zim-

Herb: *claps a hand over Beldon's mouth* Sorry, don't want to share. *apologetic smile* I just like Beldon.

Beldon: >.> .... *grumbles but scoots closer in Herb's lap*

Ahi'kiha: I have a golden treasure. *adds beneath his breath* Who is utterly insatiable and drives me insane.

Selan: *has oddly acquired a white cat in his lap and is petting it cheerfully*

Jeremey: >.> Um... No, uh, plans at present... o.o;;


Do you have any kids?

Meiki: >.>; Nope. Girls are boring.

Beldon: No. *flatly*

Herb: *looks faintly green* No.

Ahi'kiha: *shrugs* Possibly.

Jeremey: *makes a face* No.

Selan: *vaguely sad smile, headshake*


What's your favourite food?

Meiki: SUGAR!!!

Everyone: *inches away from him*

Beldon: Strawberries.

Herb: Strawberries. ^__^ On Beldon.

Beldon: -_- You didn't need to add that.

Ahi'kiha: *shrug* Most anything the royal chef prepares. For a human, the man has taste.

Jeremey: Um... >.> Barbeque fleep steaks?

Selan: o.o Fleep? What is... ah. Interesting... Though I wouldn't want to eat the poor things. I wonder if they come in other colors...

Jeremey: >.>;;;

Selan: ^__^ As for me, I am a vegetarian. I like most vegetables, though I will confess to a particular fondness for brussels sprouts.


What's your favourite ice cream flavour?

Meiki: *drools* Iiiiiice cream...

Beldon: Strawberry. *smirks* On Herb.

Herb: *bright red, mumbles 'strawberry' beneath his breath*

Author: I'm sensing a theme here... -_-

Ahi'kiha: Lime sorbet.

Jeremey: >.>; Um... we don't have, um...

Selan: *sticks a spoon in Jeremey's mouth*

Jeremey: o.o! .... 9.9 .... Hey, that's not bad...

Selan: ^___^

Meiki: Oh, oh me too! Me too!

Selan: *feeds him too*

Meiki: *___* Yummy...

Author: -_- You going to answer the question or just feed people?

Selan: Feed people. ^_^

Author: *sigh* Probably would have gotten more accurate answers if I asked their SO's...


Have you killed anyone?

Meiki: *shrugs* It happens in the line of duty.

Beldon: *smiles evilly*

Everyone else: *scoots away*

Herb: >.> I think I like it better when you turn them into fluffy animals...

Beldon: Oh, so do I. They suffer so much longer that way...

Herb: *sweatdrops*

Ahi'kiha: Hmm. That's a good point... though I rather enjoy the crunch they make between one's teeth when you bite down...

Everyone: *backs away more*

Jeremey: Not... yet... *eyes Author* But who knows what she has in store for me...

Selan: *quietly* Yes.


Have any secrets?

Meiki: Secrets? Oooh. Do I have any secrets? But I guess if I told them they wouldn't be secret anymore so then I wouldn't have any so maybe they're only secrets if I don't know them yet cause that means I can't tell anyone?

Beldon: *eyes Herb*

Herb: No zapping.

Beldon: *sighs, glowers*

Herb: ^^ I used to have lots of secrets, but I don't think I have any left. Unless they're ones I don't know yet, because there seem to be a lot of things I don't know...

Beldon: I'm a hundred and eighteen years old. Of course I have secrets. :P

Ahi'kiha: Plenty. Most of them hidden even better than my treasure cave.

Jeremey: Uh... I don't think so? >.> Though it sure seems like everyone around me does...

Selan: ^______^

Author: -_-; We'll take that as a Yes...


Do you hate anyone?

Meiki: o.o Why would I do that?

Beldon: Yes. :P

Herb: ... no? o.o;

Ahi'kiha: Oh yes. *bares teeth*

Jeremey: I... >.> Hm. I'm not sure, but that might be a spoiler...

Selan: *softly* No.


Do you love anyone?

Meiki: YES! ^___^ Everyone! But Xalin and Q'inn most of all.

Beldon: *looks pointedly at a wall*

Herb: *smiles softly and snuggles him*

Ahi'kiha: Dragons don't love. They possess. :P

Jeremey: >.> Yeah, pretty sure that's another spoiler...

Selan: *pets his lap-warmer kitty s'more* ^_______^


What is your job?

Meiki: *deep breath* I'm one of four elite pilots-slash-bridgecrew on a custom class starship that technically doesn't exist and really is way too complicated to be run on as few people as we have but I think that has to do with our Master Engineer (who also built the ship) and all of the weird programs he's got running in the background that probably aren't all that legal but sure do make things easier cause I'm a really good pilot but even the best pilot would find the Ice Princess tricky to fly cause of all her gizmos, let alone do all the other comm stuff that we have to do so it's a good thing that so much of it is automated.

Everyone: >.>;;;;

Beldon: *plucks a strand of hair, murmurs a few words, then straps the newly-created gag over Meiki's mouth* I'm an Enchanter.

Meiki: o.o Mmph!

Herb: ^^;; I'm, uh, a prince?

Ahi'kiha: At the moment, I'm still the Royal Magician. Not quite sure why they haven't fired me yet, considering I'm a dragon and sleeping with their son...

Jeremey: *sweatdrop* I'm a rider. I protect the settlement.

Selan: I'm the supreme leader and quasi-religious figure for a fairly large group of various displaced races hailing from the far side of the galaxy.

Everyone else: >.>;;;


Boy or girl?

Meiki: *still gagged* MMMmf!

Beldon: *twitches, drops his pants*

Herb: *blushes scarlet*

Ahi'kiha: -_- Male, obviously.

Jeremey: *trying not to stare at Beldon* Um, boy, boy... *blushy*

Selan: 9.9 Technically neither, though I prefer a male body.

Everyone: o.@;;


What do you do to relax?

Meiki: *makes puppy eyes at Beldon*

Beldon: *ignores him* I create new spells.

Herb: I, umm... 9.9 ... >.> ... o.o

Beldon: He interrupts my spellwork, ruins my concentration, and distracts me for hours.

Herb: *scarlet* Um, yes, that.

Meiki: MMMMMF!

Ahi'kiha: I admire my treasures. *smirk*

Jeremey: Target practice, or play with Promise.

Selan: I enjoy gardening. ^_^ *magics away Meiki's gag*

Meiki: SEX!!!

Everyone else: >.>;;;


What's something that you like?

Meiki: MORE SEX!!! ^______^

Beldon: *grits his teeth and ignores Meiki* Magic and Herb.

Herb: Beldon. ^___^

Ahi'kiha: Treasure. *smirk smirk*

Jeremey: My hat, my blaster, Promise...

Selan: Making people happy.


What did you want to be when you grew up?

Meiki: A pilot. *firmly*

Beldon: The second-greatest Enchanter in the world.

Herb: Second-greatest? o.o?

Beldon: After Master Sabin.

Herb: Oh. ^^; I, uh... I never thought about it?

Ahi'kiha: I don't remember being a child.

Jeremey: *shrug* When I was little I didn't have any goals. But after... I just wanted to be a rider and protect people.

Selan: *hugs him*

Jeremey: o.o;;

Selan: *smiles*

Author: >.> And I suppose we're skipping this one for you for obvious reasons? :P

Selan: *smiles more*


What's your favourite clothes/outfit?

Meiki: *sparkly eyes* I have this really awesome leather bondage suit...

Beldon: x.x

Herb: I don't think I really have a favorite... I don't usually get to pick my own clothes.

Beldon: That would be because your fashion sense is atrocious.

Herb: >.> Sorry.

Ahi'kiha: I like all my clothing, and I look excellent in all of it.

Jeremey: My hat.

Selan: *thoughtful* I don't think I have a favorite... Although I tend to wear a lot of layers... makes it harder for Arycian to ambush me. ^.^


If you and your partner decided to have threesome, who would you pick to join the both of you?

Meiki: Anyone! *beam*

Author: -_- Why don't we limit that question to immediate crew for you.

Meiki: Oh. *ponders* Um, all of them?

Author: *sigh* Yeah. Saw that coming.

Beldon: *puts a hand over Herb's mouth* Mine. No one else is permitted to touch.

Herb: *sheepish smile*

Ahi'kiha: *growls* My treasure.

Jeremey: Um, that, I... *blushes bright*

Selan: Hmmm... *eyes the cat in his lap* What do you think? *a pause* Well yes, I realize that, but if I gave you permission? *another pause and a smile* I love you too. ^____^

Everyone else: *eyes him, eyes the cat, eyes the Author* Can we leave now?