Darkness drabble

[tygati]

M needs to not encourage my muses when they go off smoking crack. x.x;

Drabble. Pointless. Karai and Oliae from Darkness.

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"You don't have to look quite so smug, you realize," Oliae muttered sourly, glaring pointedly at the smirking raven god that was shortly going to get pitched out a window if that expression didn't change Very Soon.

"I told you not to make a bet with me," Karai pointed out, dark eyes gleaming in amusement.

"I didn't think you were going to cheat," Oliae shot back, the very tips of his fangs showing as he scowled in displeasure.

Karai rolled his eyes. "I didn't cheat, you irritable bloodsucker."

Oliae snorted. "I think bribing the judges counts as cheating, you overgrown featherduster."

Karai's smirk widened. "It's not my fault you refuse to be sociable with any of the castle residents. Sometimes it's useful to be on good terms with certain individuals."

If he hadn't been expecting it, he might not have even seen Oliae move, so quickly did the vampire abandon his sullen position in favor of crossing the room and hauling Karai up by the front of his shirt.

"It's still called cheating," he snarled.

"I still won."

The two stared at one another for a long moment, then Oliae's sharp blue eyes narrowed. "I should throw you out the window."

Snapping out an arm almost faster than the eye could follow, Karai grabbed a hold of Oliae's crisp jacket and yanked him close enough to snake the other arm around the vampire's waist. "Go ahead," he murmured. "Throw me out the window. I'll still get my prize."

In his arms, Oliae scowled and tilted his head back to glare up at the taller raven god. "Sometimes I wonder whatever possessed me to get involved with you. I must have breathed in too much holy water fumes."

Karai chuckled quietly. "You didn't have to save my life all those years ago," he teased. "No rescue, no annoying raven god."

Oliae's scowl deepened and he reached up to grab hold of Karai's hair, yanking him down and kissing him hard enough to bruise.

"Yes," he snapped when they parted, "I did."

Karai's smile softened as he folded his lover in the embrace of his thick black wings, content to merely hold him for a long moment, then he chuckled again. "So, do I get my prize now?" he asked.

Oliae lightly punched him in the stomach. "You're out of your mind, bird. Sex is for doing on the ground, not in the middle of the air."

Karai smirked. "You'll never know until you try. Suddenly developed a fear of heights, my lovely bloodsucker?"

Oliae hit him again, then sighed and reluctantly began undoing the rows of buttons on his jacket. "You'd better not drop me."

Karai kissed him. "Of course."

Comments

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

1. Poor Oliae getting pwned. XD
2. I heart Karai and his methods of 'cheating'. *glomps*
3. Karai's smile softened as he folded his lover in the embrace of his thick black wings *__________________________*!!! So, so pretty. ^__^!!
4. XD Sex-in-mid-air FTW!!! *glomps*
5. You rock. *hearts muchly*

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Oliae gets his revenge. ;) Often. ^___^

>.> I have a wing fetish. ^^;;

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

Sex-in-mid-air FTW, indeed! ^__________^

Kitty, that's not crack, that's them. Don't blame them for it when you created them. *grins*

So... what was the bet? Also, I love them together. The way their love leaks out around the snipping and snarkiness. *happy sigh*

*glomps*

[tygati.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what the bet was. ^^; M wanted a bet, I put in a bet, but I spent forever trying to figure out wtf it was before giving up and working around it. ^^;;

[ruselkie.livejournal.com]

YOU STOPPED THERE!?!?

oh, that's just mean.

*grumples* where's that crack?

[tygati.livejournal.com]

I am not about to try to figure out the mechanics of midair sex. x.x;;

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

XD *dies giggling* I think Karai'd have to find a good air current and do a hang-gliding sort of think.

Although, you know, he could pump his wings in rhythm to pumping into Oliae. ^_^;;

[tygati.livejournal.com]

I don't think it would be all that hard for Karai... when he was still a full-powered god he didn't bother to land all that often, so undoubtedly he knows some tricks for doing stuff in the air. >.>;;

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

He could be like Superman? The wings are just decorative? ignore me, I'm being stupid ^_^;;

Still, I see what you're saying. The how's not all that important in the end, I guess. It's that they manage to do it. *______*

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

I could see to that being a god and all, it's feasible that he'd have control over wind and air currents and manipulating them to meet his needs...

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Ah, except that Karai is mostly powerless now. So, we must ponder, how does he do things now that he can't do all the nifty god-things? ^.~

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

Oh My God. TMI! TMI!!

[ruselkie.livejournal.com]

that makes sense, at least from the whole 'i'm mindlessly screwing you, how do i remember how to fly' deal.

i'd be more concerned with the post-coital 'bliss', which could all too easily translate into 'falling and landing rather painfully on the ground'

and tygati, you write dragon smut, vampire-twin-threeway smut, demon smut, fairy smut, all sorts of crazy animal hybrid people kinda smut (actually, i'm surprised there isn't any whale-fox smut yet) and you chicken out about a measly midair scene?

oh tear.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

^^;;; Really, you have to give Karai a little more credit than that. *headshake*

>.>; The vampire twins aren't mine... x.x;;

[ruselkie.livejournal.com]

oh, damn, i feel stupid now. i could've sworn that insanity could only be your brainchild.

BUT OK--
everything else!?

and if we don't get midair smut, whale-fox smut?

AND YOU NEVER WROTE ABOUT DEHGAR GETTING TIED UP

*takes deep breaths*

sorry. you are not a toy or machine to produce at my command. i will treat you like the wonderful, creative and admittingly awe-inspiring font of insanity that you are.

*pause*

what do we have to bribe you with next? or maderr, since you write all this loveliness to entertain HER genius, right?

[ruselkie.livejournal.com]

and shit i misspelled his name. DAHGEN. dear god.

just ignore me. the heat is making my braincells evaporate. or the smut. something.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

*petpet* I spell Dahgen wrong constantly. >.> I think I had it on cut&paste while I was writing the story. ^^;;

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Smut is one of those things that only gets written when it feels like getting written, because it's very hard to write. Seriously. It takes me at least three times as long to write one page of smut as it does to write one page of anything else. x.x Bleah.

M currently owes me a drabble in trade for my Darkness one. After that, who knows... 9.9

[ruselkie.livejournal.com]

...hm. i keep forgetting it's a struggle to write smut. you guys do seem to have too much fun doing it. my apologies, although i can still hope. i'll try to be quieter.

and what's this M drabble?

[tygati.livejournal.com]

We amuse ourselves with the occasional weekend, but that's all we get done all weekend. It's hard work to make it not sound totally stupid. x.x

M's supposed to be drabbling me the dhampir twins and their lovie. :)

[sixpence1323.livejournal.com]

How cute!

And Oliae still said yes... Heh - he's curious. Just won't admit it.

Cool drabble!

[animeartistjo.livejournal.com]

I really do love these two. They're like Lily and James; Harry and Draco; Ranma and Akane (except not as dense) and all those semi-love-hate relationships.

O.o In mid-AIR? :-l <--you made me drool! XD

Much love for you!!!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Poor Vamp, he will be pwned until his dying day. Which is a long, long, loooooong way off so he'd better get used to it ^_____^

Sex is midair. YOU ROCK.

They kill me with giggles.

Thank you, Kitty <3

[(Anonymous)]

Poor Oliae . . .out-manuevered by the sociable people. Great drabble. I love hearing about this universe. Karai and Oliae are so cute, with their sniping and their tricks on each other. I agree with Karai: Oliae should have known better than to take that bet. Whatever it was.

[unusualmusic.livejournal.com]

Sex in midair????!!!! I have a hell of a LOT of trouble imagining that, frankly. I'll tell ya one thing. Original, thy name is Tygati! And the visit to Darkness verse was *highly* appreciated.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

*lol* Is that another way of saying I'm Really Weird? ^.~

Darkness will never really fade away. It is probably a given that every time I play the game that inspired it, I will wind up writing a drabble. ^^;

[graphitesmudges.livejournal.com]

XD AIR-SEX!!! Uhm, I mean, SEX-IN-THE-AIR!!!

["..., you overgrown featherduster."] Overgrown featherduster! (YOU ARE GENIUS!)

Ciaran's little babies are so amusing. ><

You updated M's site!!! (Yayyayyayyayyayyay!)

I just realized that I friended you without asking! >< (How rude of me.) So can I add you properly now? ^^

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Those two will be insulting each other for the rest of their very long lives. ^^;;

(Why yes, yes I did. ^^;)

*lol* I didn't notice? Or mind? ^^; I am rather agreeable when it comes to such things. ^.^

[graphitesmudges.livejournal.com]

I didn't notice either. Must've been really out of it or it was accidental. (Maybe not, but still possible. ><)

Those two bicker like little fishmonger wives. Which shouldn't be cute, but really is. (I am totally imagining Karai throwing fish at Oliae. ><)

[graphitesmudges.livejournal.com]

I FINISHED A (stoopid) BRIBE FOR YOU.

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z73/candy-appleaves/Picture.jpg

>< Take caution before clicking.

[eyestealer.livejournal.com]

Mid-air sex. Mid-air.

o__ _____o -drool, slurp, guhGUH-

YOU ROCKK! <333

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

Silly Oliae. We know he likes it.

[linchan.livejournal.com]

Karai and Oliae are so *__*

Sex in the midair?! Wow, that definitely sounds reaaally interesting. I would love to see that... ^^

And this sentence just makes me melt: "Karai's smile softened as he folded his lover in the embrace of his thick black wings, content to merely hold him for a long moment". I've a thing for a wings... :)

Thank you!

[tygati.livejournal.com]

^_____^ I've a thing for wings too. They are zomgyum. *___* Purr.

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

*giggle fit* THEY ARE SO CUTE.

[koneikaa66.livejournal.com]

"I must have breathed in too much holy water fumes *giggle* *giggle* ...first time I read that one...and just thinking about Oliae's face and expression saying that... priceless! ^__^

"You're out of your mind, bird. Sex is for doing on the ground, not in the middle of the air."
Karai smirked. "You'll never know until you try. Suddenly developed a fear of heights, my lovely bloodsucker?"
Oliae hit him again, then sighed and reluctantly began undoing the rows of buttons on his jacket. "You'd better not drop me."

Now that's another good one: and I see why you're "not about to try to figure out the mechanics of midair sex", but that's why fiction exists : everything is possible and you can always make out some kind of explications for the non-fiction-impossible!

I really like your Darknessverse and was so happy to see you write another Darkness' drabble! Thank you for the lovely*delightful*funny story (even if I quote just a few lines I like the whole drabble!).

...still thinking about the mechanics of mid-air sex...^__^;;

[tygati.livejournal.com]

^___^ It makes me so very happy that people like Darkness. Very very happy.

If you figure out the mechanics of mid-air sex, do let me know... ^^;;

[tlantchi.livejournal.com]

I love those two.

[marasmine.livejournal.com]

Those two are so much fun! I wonder if they will need to practice much for mid-air sex - visions of them swooping about all over the castle....

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

::chokes::

::dies of giggles::

So, um, is this going to be your next smut challenge? ::grin:: 'Cause I'd pay to see that. I wonder if they'd crash... maybe not, Karai is a raven god after all. ::smirk:: Had to have earned that somewhere.

::glomps:: Also, Darkness, hee! ^_____^ Oooh, hey, I should remember the sex-in-mid-air thing for your winged story... ^_____^

[tygati.livejournal.com]

¬ ¬ Why does everyone want me to write midair smut? Mattaku...
Thank you for acknowledging that Karai still retains some of his l33t god-type skillz. ^^;;

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

::grin:: because smut of any kind is yum, and mid-air smut? Heee. ^_____^

::snicker:: I wonder what else is affected by his l33t god-type skillz. ::smirk::

[tygati.livejournal.com]

.............................. I SO did not need to be pondering that. >.< Bad Nikery! Bad Bad! >.

[beli-sha.livejournal.com]

oh good! my spleen hurts!

that was bloody smashing!

[cirrus74.livejournal.com]

Sex in the air? XDXD