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Go here and look through the random quotations until you find five ten that you think reflect who you are or what you believe. Repost them in your journal (with this information) and tag five friends to complete this meme.
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skylark97, I couldn't pick just five. >.> Or ten for that matter...
It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go.
- Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts.
- Bethania McKenstry
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
- Andy Rooney (1919 - )
We always admire the other person more after we've tried to do his job.
- William Feather (1908 - 1976)
To know a man, observe how he wins his object, rather than how he loses it; for when we fail, our pride supports; when we succeed; it betrays us.
- C. C. Colton
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!
- Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
Do not fear mistakes, there are none.
- Miles Davis (1926 - 1991)
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
- William Clinton
A man is judged by his deeds, not by his words.
- Russian Proverb
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
- Phyllis Diller
And then there are a few more, just because they were too hillarious to pass up: ^.^
When life hands us a beautiful bouquet of flowers we stare at it in cautious expectation of a bee.
- Dean Koontz
My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.
- The Lockhorns
Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
- Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
- Karl Marx (1818 - 1883)
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skylark97, I couldn't pick just five. >.> It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go.
- Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts.
- Bethania McKenstry
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
- Andy Rooney (1919 - )
We always admire the other person more after we've tried to do his job.
- William Feather (1908 - 1976)
To know a man, observe how he wins his object, rather than how he loses it; for when we fail, our pride supports; when we succeed; it betrays us.
- C. C. Colton
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!
- Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
Do not fear mistakes, there are none.
- Miles Davis (1926 - 1991)
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
- William Clinton
A man is judged by his deeds, not by his words.
- Russian Proverb
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
- Phyllis Diller
And then there are a few more, just because they were too hillarious to pass up: ^.^
When life hands us a beautiful bouquet of flowers we stare at it in cautious expectation of a bee.
- Dean Koontz
My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.
- The Lockhorns
Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
- Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
- Karl Marx (1818 - 1883)