McAllister: So what's his name?
Pirate Generic: Who's name? The captain?
McAllister: No, the first mate.
Pirate Generic: *nervous laughter* Well... ye should really ask him yerself.
McAllister: ... Why can't you just tell me?
Pirate Generic: It's kind of a sore point with the first mate.
McAllister: You know you're just making me curiouser. I think I'll tell him you had me ask him right when there's a large crowd around.
Pirate Generic: Ye be a cruel, cruel man. Are ye sure ye don't want to be a pirate?
McAllister: Positive. What's his name?
Pirate Generic: *sigh* That be the feared Pirate Brett Floofy.
McAllister: *blinks* Floofy?
Pirate Generic: Aye.
McAllister: *cracks up laughing*