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Dear Spider
Dear Spider,
I would like you to know that, for an arachnophobe, I am incredibly tolerant of your species. I acknowledge that you provide a useful service, and as such, should be given the benefit of the doubt whenever possible.
However.
Sneaking up on me while I'm taking a shower is a big no-no. It's right up there with sneaking up on me while I'm in bed. Absolutely not a good idea. I would advise you to spread the word among your brethren to ensure that this doesn't happen again but, considering I sprayed you with bleach, I don't think you'll be doing much of anything in the near future.
Good luck in your next life; try to spend it more wisely.
No love,
Me
I would like you to know that, for an arachnophobe, I am incredibly tolerant of your species. I acknowledge that you provide a useful service, and as such, should be given the benefit of the doubt whenever possible.
However.
Sneaking up on me while I'm taking a shower is a big no-no. It's right up there with sneaking up on me while I'm in bed. Absolutely not a good idea. I would advise you to spread the word among your brethren to ensure that this doesn't happen again but, considering I sprayed you with bleach, I don't think you'll be doing much of anything in the near future.
Good luck in your next life; try to spend it more wisely.
No love,
Me