*whisper* "She totally changed the subject."
*nods* "I know! 'Our router died last week-' Pfft. Please."
"Like we wouldn't notice!"
"Sly fox thinks she can outsmart us!"
"Details. We need details. Cute, bespeckled? A four-eyes?"
"Oh, he's got to be the most adorable thing ever!"
*squee* "Subject changing isn't going to stop us!
"Oh, honey, she doesn't even realize what she just released."
*nods* "Mmm-hmm - the Beast."
"Oh, yes, the Beast."
"We have got to know."

*stares*