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Fruit Sex!
Sixpence and I should not be allowed to talk, I swear. Cause I just have to run with it when she says things like
[12:39] Sixpence: I think fruit would be a good slash too
[12:39] Sixpence: Like, fruit world
[12:39] Sixpence: Banana's the slut. Apple's a prude.
[12:39] Sixpence: Kiwi's flaming but never gets any action
[12:40] Sixpence: Something like that
[12:40] Kitty: Strawberry is the sweet one.
[12:40] Kitty: Cherry can Never get laid.
[12:40] Sixpence: *laughs*
[12:40] Kitty: Lemon is an ass, but everyone lusts after him anyway.
[12:40] Sixpence: And Raspberry's too bitter
[12:40] Sixpence: Blueberry and Blackberry are twins
[12:41] Sixpence: that want Raspberry
[12:41] Kitty: Yum. <3
[12:41] Sixpence: No, really, yum <3
[12:41] Kitty: Orange is the athletic one.
[12:41] Kitty: Grape is, like, triplets.
[12:41] Sixpence: Grapefruit wishes he was with Orange, but is too self-concious cause he's chubby
[12:42] Sixpence: Cocunut and Pineapple
[12:42] Kitty: Transfer students.
[12:42] Sixpence: Totally.
[12:43] Kitty: Huckleberry and Boysenberry are cousins of Blueberry and Blackberry...
[12:43] Kitty: Lime is Lemon's kid brother
[12:44] Sixpence: Cranberry likes Strawberry, but always gets stuck taking care of Grape
[12:44] Sixpence: Plum likes Peach
[12:45] Sixpence: who likes Nectarines
[12:45] Kitty: Peach has got to be a total bottom. ^.~
[12:45] Kitty: Pear is kind of bookwormish and shy cause he's bottom-heavy.
[12:46] Sixpence: Junk in the trunk
[12:46] Kitty: Tangerine is Orange's dramaqueen half-brother
[12:46] Sixpence: Starfruit and Cactus live in a tropical paradise together
[12:46] Sixpence: and clementine is Tangerine's secret admirer
[12:47] Sixpence: Papaya is a lusty bastard
[12:48] Sixpence: And Zuccinni
[12:48] Sixpence: is a exotic
[12:49] Sixpence: Cucumber wishes he was as cool as Zucchini
[12:49] Sixpence: But he's not
[12:50] Kitty: Kumquat!
[12:51] Sixpence: Hmm, never had one before
[12:51] Kitty: It's an orange-y thing... hmm...
[12:52] Sixpence: I think vegetables with be girls, though, cause veggies have always struck as bitchy
[12:52] Sixpence: Like Corn
[12:52] Kitty: *laugh*
[12:54] Kitty: And then there's Dragonfruit... who could be anything...
[12:54] Kitty: Watermelon looks really good in short-shorts.
[12:54] Sixpence: *lmao*
[12:55] Kitty: Honeydew is a cheerleader with green hair.
[12:55] Sixpence: and Honeydew and Cantolope are Watermelon's bitches
[12:56] Kitty: Cantalope is a loner, kind of thick-skinned and withdrawn, until H noticed him staring at W's ass in those shorts one too many times.
[12:56] Sixpence: Pomengranate is the dark one
[12:57] Sixpence: I don't why it says Chili pepper's a fruit
[12:57] Sixpence: I could sworn it was a veggie
[12:58] Kitty: Um... >.o Weird fruit definitions. Like the way they always argue over tomatoes.
[12:58] Sixpence: No one knows about Tomato
[12:58] Kitty: Tomato is a hermaphrodite.
[12:58] Sixpence: who cross-dresses - no, cosplays
[12:59] Sixpence: just to throw the other fruit off
[12:59] Sixpence: so they never know
[12:39] Sixpence: I think fruit would be a good slash too
[12:39] Sixpence: Like, fruit world
[12:39] Sixpence: Banana's the slut. Apple's a prude.
[12:39] Sixpence: Kiwi's flaming but never gets any action
[12:40] Sixpence: Something like that
[12:40] Kitty: Strawberry is the sweet one.
[12:40] Kitty: Cherry can Never get laid.
[12:40] Sixpence: *laughs*
[12:40] Kitty: Lemon is an ass, but everyone lusts after him anyway.
[12:40] Sixpence: And Raspberry's too bitter
[12:40] Sixpence: Blueberry and Blackberry are twins
[12:41] Sixpence: that want Raspberry
[12:41] Kitty: Yum. <3
[12:41] Sixpence: No, really, yum <3
[12:41] Kitty: Orange is the athletic one.
[12:41] Kitty: Grape is, like, triplets.
[12:41] Sixpence: Grapefruit wishes he was with Orange, but is too self-concious cause he's chubby
[12:42] Sixpence: Cocunut and Pineapple
[12:42] Kitty: Transfer students.
[12:42] Sixpence: Totally.
[12:43] Kitty: Huckleberry and Boysenberry are cousins of Blueberry and Blackberry...
[12:43] Kitty: Lime is Lemon's kid brother
[12:44] Sixpence: Cranberry likes Strawberry, but always gets stuck taking care of Grape
[12:44] Sixpence: Plum likes Peach
[12:45] Sixpence: who likes Nectarines
[12:45] Kitty: Peach has got to be a total bottom. ^.~
[12:45] Kitty: Pear is kind of bookwormish and shy cause he's bottom-heavy.
[12:46] Sixpence: Junk in the trunk
[12:46] Kitty: Tangerine is Orange's dramaqueen half-brother
[12:46] Sixpence: Starfruit and Cactus live in a tropical paradise together
[12:46] Sixpence: and clementine is Tangerine's secret admirer
[12:47] Sixpence: Papaya is a lusty bastard
[12:48] Sixpence: And Zuccinni
[12:48] Sixpence: is a exotic
[12:49] Sixpence: Cucumber wishes he was as cool as Zucchini
[12:49] Sixpence: But he's not
[12:50] Kitty: Kumquat!
[12:51] Sixpence: Hmm, never had one before
[12:51] Kitty: It's an orange-y thing... hmm...
[12:52] Sixpence: I think vegetables with be girls, though, cause veggies have always struck as bitchy
[12:52] Sixpence: Like Corn
[12:52] Kitty: *laugh*
[12:54] Kitty: And then there's Dragonfruit... who could be anything...
[12:54] Kitty: Watermelon looks really good in short-shorts.
[12:54] Sixpence: *lmao*
[12:55] Kitty: Honeydew is a cheerleader with green hair.
[12:55] Sixpence: and Honeydew and Cantolope are Watermelon's bitches
[12:56] Kitty: Cantalope is a loner, kind of thick-skinned and withdrawn, until H noticed him staring at W's ass in those shorts one too many times.
[12:56] Sixpence: Pomengranate is the dark one
[12:57] Sixpence: I don't why it says Chili pepper's a fruit
[12:57] Sixpence: I could sworn it was a veggie
[12:58] Kitty: Um... >.o Weird fruit definitions. Like the way they always argue over tomatoes.
[12:58] Sixpence: No one knows about Tomato
[12:58] Kitty: Tomato is a hermaphrodite.
[12:58] Sixpence: who cross-dresses - no, cosplays
[12:59] Sixpence: just to throw the other fruit off
[12:59] Sixpence: so they never know