tygati: (Headdesk)
Tygati ([personal profile] tygati) wrote2008-01-08 08:57 am

Dear Muses

Dear Muses,

No, we are not creating a bloody Magical Girl who's really a boy no matter how much the idea makes you giggle like madmen. Nuh uh, not happening, no way no how.

Shut Up. >.<

No Love,
Me.
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[personal profile] alice_montrose 2008-01-08 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure you are. You should know better. XD

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Red eyes glinted in the darkness, lending the silhouette a demonic aspect. "Giovanni," the unknown vampire whispered, and next to her John halted abruptly. His gun dropped to the floor with a clang, and it couldn't be a good thing because in all the time she had known him, John had never been phased enough to lose his weapon.

"Giuliano." One name, and there was disbelief and something quite painful that did not fit what Marie knew of the man in John's normally controlled voice. When the other vampire merely nodded, John's eyes narrowed and turned a glossy pink that always signalled he was about to snap.

Not being in a suicidal mood, Marie took her queue and drew back, grabbing Sam and Eric in the process. Peter had already retreated close to the door, and was studying John with visible interest.

"You pompous son of a bitch! You’re supposed to be dead!" Oh, their team leader was really pissed, you could tell. The other vampire was really screwed now.

Or not. It only caused the guy to hop on the edge and sit down on the balustrade, cross his legs and generally look relaxed.

"The rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated," he said, and his lips twitched as John bared his fangs at him.

"Don't go quoting Mark Twain at me like nothing has happened! Roman bastard!"

"Barbarian scum!"

From there on, the discussion degenerated into a continuous string of swearwords flung back and forth between the two. Marie was pretty sure most of the other guy - Giuliano, John had called him - were not Italian, and John's were something vaguely German-sounding. In any case, it was pretty entertaining.

The other members of the team didn't seem to find it so. Once most of them were done gaping at the two vampires, they started eyeing the one on the balcony with something bordering on lust. Not that they should be blamed; finding someone who could aggravate John to the point he forgot about having an audience was an interesting enough person. Vampire. Whatever.

The volley of curses ended as abruptly as it had began, and the brunette hopped down from the balustrade he’d been balancing on, landed on his feet and - again, to everyone's gaping and gasping - simply slung his arms around John's shoulders and kissed him quite passionately.

Marie swore viciously and grabbed the camcorder. There was no way she wasn't taping this for posterity, and John be damned if he objected.

If he ever found out, that was. He was quite distracted at the moment.

[identity profile] tygati.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
o.o ...... @.@!! *flail* OH YOU ARE A HORRIBLE EVIL TEASE!!!!
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[personal profile] alice_montrose 2008-01-08 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
It's called a BRIBE. You write Magical "Girl", I post the fic. So there!

Told you I had acquired vampires following M.'s hunter stories!

[identity profile] tygati.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
................................... -______- You are such a twisted sadist. *whines*
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[personal profile] alice_montrose 2008-01-08 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, thank you! *bows deeply*

And may I but conclude in traditional fashion:
Bwhahahahahahaha!

[identity profile] shiruartist.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do I now have a plot bunny attached to my back?

*blink*

THE VAMPIRE PLOT IS INFECTIOUS.
...

*head.desk*
*head.desk*
*head.desk*
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[personal profile] alice_montrose 2008-01-08 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you know what they say: vampirism is contagious. And you have to keep in mind that the "virus" was strengthened by the fact I am from Transylvania. So... yeah. :)=

[identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Could I, um, maybe stalk you for more of this? *_________*
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[personal profile] alice_montrose 2008-01-08 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
If she posts the Magical Girl, I shall post the vampire fic. Unlocked, of course. (Hopefully before my exams start next week, too.) So feel free to stalk at will.

[identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
EEEEEEEEE. *glomps* Thank you! ^_____________^
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[personal profile] alice_montrose 2008-01-08 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome, of course.

I've posted an extra fragment in the comments of Tyg's following post. Just so you know. =^_^=

[identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I noticed. XD You mean the squeeing wasn't audible where you are?
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[personal profile] alice_montrose 2008-01-08 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I was sort of busy admiring pirate bishies. ^^;;;

[identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhhh, good distraction, that. *__________*
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[personal profile] alice_montrose 2008-01-08 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed, a lovely distraction...

[identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
*drools at the screen* Guh. *_*
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[personal profile] alice_montrose 2008-01-09 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
Note to self: must post hot sexy pictures of Nicholas in my LJ. =^_^=

[identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You're trying to kill me, aren't you? *______________*
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[personal profile] alice_montrose 2008-01-09 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
But of course!

Check my journal in a few hours. I need to look up the images on my backup CDs before I can post them.

[identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*______________* Okay! Also um, I friended you for easy surfing, if you don't mind? :X
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[personal profile] alice_montrose 2008-01-09 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
*LOL* I thought you'd already friended me yesterday?

[identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
*laugh* Yesterday by whose time?

I figured I'd better tell you, anyway, more polite? ^^;;
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[personal profile] alice_montrose 2008-01-09 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
My time, obviously. *likes living in Europe because all the drama usually happens overnight*

I get LJ notifications. And I do believe I have friended you back, too.

[identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! I'm glad. ♥

*laugh* I live faaaaaaaaar away from all of you (Singapore), so everything happens while I'm sleeping, and when I'm awake everyone's asleep. It is most off-putting. :P
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[personal profile] alice_montrose 2008-01-09 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I live in this tiny corner of Centre-Eastern Europe called Romania. In Transylvania, even. So yeah...

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