Darkness drabble
M needs to not encourage my muses when they go off smoking crack. x.x;
Drabble. Pointless. Karai and Oliae from Darkness.
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"You don't have to look quite so smug, you realize," Oliae muttered sourly, glaring pointedly at the smirking raven god that was shortly going to get pitched out a window if that expression didn't change Very Soon.
"I told you not to make a bet with me," Karai pointed out, dark eyes gleaming in amusement.
"I didn't think you were going to cheat," Oliae shot back, the very tips of his fangs showing as he scowled in displeasure.
Karai rolled his eyes. "I didn't cheat, you irritable bloodsucker."
Oliae snorted. "I think bribing the judges counts as cheating, you overgrown featherduster."
Karai's smirk widened. "It's not my fault you refuse to be sociable with any of the castle residents. Sometimes it's useful to be on good terms with certain individuals."
If he hadn't been expecting it, he might not have even seen Oliae move, so quickly did the vampire abandon his sullen position in favor of crossing the room and hauling Karai up by the front of his shirt.
"It's still called cheating," he snarled.
"I still won."
The two stared at one another for a long moment, then Oliae's sharp blue eyes narrowed. "I should throw you out the window."
Snapping out an arm almost faster than the eye could follow, Karai grabbed a hold of Oliae's crisp jacket and yanked him close enough to snake the other arm around the vampire's waist. "Go ahead," he murmured. "Throw me out the window. I'll still get my prize."
In his arms, Oliae scowled and tilted his head back to glare up at the taller raven god. "Sometimes I wonder whatever possessed me to get involved with you. I must have breathed in too much holy water fumes."
Karai chuckled quietly. "You didn't have to save my life all those years ago," he teased. "No rescue, no annoying raven god."
Oliae's scowl deepened and he reached up to grab hold of Karai's hair, yanking him down and kissing him hard enough to bruise.
"Yes," he snapped when they parted, "I did."
Karai's smile softened as he folded his lover in the embrace of his thick black wings, content to merely hold him for a long moment, then he chuckled again. "So, do I get my prize now?" he asked.
Oliae lightly punched him in the stomach. "You're out of your mind, bird. Sex is for doing on the ground, not in the middle of the air."
Karai smirked. "You'll never know until you try. Suddenly developed a fear of heights, my lovely bloodsucker?"
Oliae hit him again, then sighed and reluctantly began undoing the rows of buttons on his jacket. "You'd better not drop me."
Karai kissed him. "Of course."
Drabble. Pointless. Karai and Oliae from Darkness.
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"You don't have to look quite so smug, you realize," Oliae muttered sourly, glaring pointedly at the smirking raven god that was shortly going to get pitched out a window if that expression didn't change Very Soon.
"I told you not to make a bet with me," Karai pointed out, dark eyes gleaming in amusement.
"I didn't think you were going to cheat," Oliae shot back, the very tips of his fangs showing as he scowled in displeasure.
Karai rolled his eyes. "I didn't cheat, you irritable bloodsucker."
Oliae snorted. "I think bribing the judges counts as cheating, you overgrown featherduster."
Karai's smirk widened. "It's not my fault you refuse to be sociable with any of the castle residents. Sometimes it's useful to be on good terms with certain individuals."
If he hadn't been expecting it, he might not have even seen Oliae move, so quickly did the vampire abandon his sullen position in favor of crossing the room and hauling Karai up by the front of his shirt.
"It's still called cheating," he snarled.
"I still won."
The two stared at one another for a long moment, then Oliae's sharp blue eyes narrowed. "I should throw you out the window."
Snapping out an arm almost faster than the eye could follow, Karai grabbed a hold of Oliae's crisp jacket and yanked him close enough to snake the other arm around the vampire's waist. "Go ahead," he murmured. "Throw me out the window. I'll still get my prize."
In his arms, Oliae scowled and tilted his head back to glare up at the taller raven god. "Sometimes I wonder whatever possessed me to get involved with you. I must have breathed in too much holy water fumes."
Karai chuckled quietly. "You didn't have to save my life all those years ago," he teased. "No rescue, no annoying raven god."
Oliae's scowl deepened and he reached up to grab hold of Karai's hair, yanking him down and kissing him hard enough to bruise.
"Yes," he snapped when they parted, "I did."
Karai's smile softened as he folded his lover in the embrace of his thick black wings, content to merely hold him for a long moment, then he chuckled again. "So, do I get my prize now?" he asked.
Oliae lightly punched him in the stomach. "You're out of your mind, bird. Sex is for doing on the ground, not in the middle of the air."
Karai smirked. "You'll never know until you try. Suddenly developed a fear of heights, my lovely bloodsucker?"
Oliae hit him again, then sighed and reluctantly began undoing the rows of buttons on his jacket. "You'd better not drop me."
Karai kissed him. "Of course."