Oh...oh..*glomp* *love* *wiggle* *purr*. I just so adore straight-laced-stuffed-shirt-seme's meeting their downfall...everyone just needs a pushy-bouncy-stupid-lizard. I'm going to go purr in a corner imagining Vinni-tortured-by-misplaced-honor-angst now. I didn't even contemplate cultural disparity...but it's delicious. You're a genius.