Azragael shot the man a glare that had never failed to make the recipient wet his pants, and this one was no exception. - Hehehe. Demon minions need diapers for this type of emergency. ::grin::
"Rub between 'er tits an' squirt squirt..." Azragael trailed off - curious, is this based off an actual song or something you made up? ::grin::
"Appear suitably intimidating, set a few on fire, problem solved." - love the nonchalance. ^_____^ ::glomps:: Just a normal day at the office and all.
"Oh, I don't know... you could incinerate an entire realm?" Lurizal said dryly.
Azragael blinked, then grinned broadly. Lurizal winced. "That was not a suggestion," - ::laugh:: Silly Lurizal. ^___^ How else did you think he was going to take it?
It isn't as though you're good for anything else, after all." He turned, vanishing before he'd taken more than a single step. Azragael stared at the spot he'd occupied for several long moments before screaming in rage, every furnishing in the room shattering into a thousand tiny pieces by the force of it. - OW. Just, OW. Lurizal needs smacking. Or to be tied to a bed and teased into exploding. ^____^
the great care someone had put into making certain that the leafy little goat-man was quite lovingly endowed. - ::dies of laughter:: That detail rocks. ^_____^
"No, no, I'm not here for, um... Ciaran, was it? Actually, I'm not really sure why I'm here at all." He scowled. "I meant to transport into a tavern." - heh, i love that he couldn't quite remember Ciaran's name, and then later his incredulity that they didn't drink. What was wrong with them that they didn't drink! ::laugh::
"Because you have a nice lap," he replied as solemnly as a slightly-tipsy Lord of Darkness could manage while perched in his fellow Dark Lord's lap and trying not to purr. - That whole scene, methinks. *___* Az being all clingy and purry and melty and inducing Lurizal into the same state. Just MMMM. YUM. ::glomps::
And, well, if sharing turned into a slow, sensual exploration of Lurizal's mouth, well, that could hardly be helped. - see above. *___*
and then the last bit i got distracted and didn't pick out lines, but ahahahaha, Lurizal's so caught. ::snicker:: He still deserves smacking for being an ass, but I do believe Az's Operation to Remove the Stick from Lurizal's Ass was a resounding success. ^______^
::glomps:: Thank you for accepting my bribe. ^_______^
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"Rub between 'er tits an' squirt squirt..." Azragael trailed off - curious, is this based off an actual song or something you made up? ::grin::
"Appear suitably intimidating, set a few on fire, problem solved." - love the nonchalance. ^_____^ ::glomps:: Just a normal day at the office and all.
"Oh, I don't know... you could incinerate an entire realm?" Lurizal said dryly.
Azragael blinked, then grinned broadly. Lurizal winced. "That was not a suggestion," - ::laugh:: Silly Lurizal. ^___^ How else did you think he was going to take it?
It isn't as though you're good for anything else, after all." He turned, vanishing before he'd taken more than a single step. Azragael stared at the spot he'd occupied for several long moments before screaming in rage, every furnishing in the room shattering into a thousand tiny pieces by the force of it. - OW. Just, OW. Lurizal needs smacking. Or to be tied to a bed and teased into exploding. ^____^
the great care someone had put into making certain that the leafy little goat-man was quite lovingly endowed. - ::dies of laughter:: That detail rocks. ^_____^
"No, no, I'm not here for, um... Ciaran, was it? Actually, I'm not really sure why I'm here at all." He scowled. "I meant to transport into a tavern." - heh, i love that he couldn't quite remember Ciaran's name, and then later his incredulity that they didn't drink. What was wrong with them that they didn't drink! ::laugh::
"Because you have a nice lap," he replied as solemnly as a slightly-tipsy Lord of Darkness could manage while perched in his fellow Dark Lord's lap and trying not to purr. - That whole scene, methinks. *___* Az being all clingy and purry and melty and inducing Lurizal into the same state. Just MMMM. YUM. ::glomps::
And, well, if sharing turned into a slow, sensual exploration of Lurizal's mouth, well, that could hardly be helped. - see above. *___*
and then the last bit i got distracted and didn't pick out lines, but ahahahaha, Lurizal's so caught. ::snicker:: He still deserves smacking for being an ass, but I do believe Az's Operation to Remove the Stick from Lurizal's Ass was a resounding success. ^______^
::glomps:: Thank you for accepting my bribe. ^_______^