Mikey 101

Feb. 6th, 2013 06:27 pm
tygati: (Default)
Me: *looking at Tumblr landscapes*
Mikey: Ooh, pretty! What is that?
Me: Tumblr.
Mikey: .... I usually use Tumblr for porn.
Me: It has pretty landscapes.
Mikey: It has pretty penises too.
tygati: (Dork)
So, today I answered the door in a t-shirt and undies. Hi, mailman! ^^; But he was bearing a package for me from Thailand! *victory dance* ^___^ *blows kisses to [livejournal.com profile] graphitesmudges* ^____^

Wanna see what she sent me? )

Also, my mother is a Dork. Y'all remember a few months ago when she bought chickens, right? Well, one of the wild critters down at her place killed one of the chickens. :( So she was trying to replace it, only nobody had chickens. Then, one place called her back and said they had chickens! But, she wasn't planning on driving all the way up here anytime soon. >.> Soooo... she calls me. -_- Guess who's playing babysitter to two baby chickens until mommy comes to fetch? >.> If you guessed Mikey, you're right. *snicker* He's latched onto them and is a very good mother hen. ^__^

Chicken pictures! )

They were going to stay downstairs near the kitchen. >.> Mikey moved them upstairs to his room so they 'wouldn't get lonely'. >.>; They got moved to his sewing room (right next to his room) last night around midnight so their peeping wouldn't wake him up. ^^; But he's been visiting them about every hour. ^^;;

Mikey 101

Dec. 13th, 2006 07:27 pm
tygati: (Cheshire Cat What?)
So. When I came back from Mom's place, I brought with me a hot pink robe for Mikey to fix and 'borrow on indefinite loan' cause it's nice and thick... so yesterday he comes home with Fluffy Pink Slippers. >.> When his co-workers asked if he had a thing for pink, he explained the slippers were 'to match the robe.' ^^;;

SO.... I took a picture. *beam*
Behold, my pink-clad roommate! )


Nov. 21st, 2006 07:18 am
tygati: (STFU university)
Good morning, world. z.z

So, Mikey kinda went knockknock on my bedroom door around 6:35 this morning going "Umm... my car is missing. I think they might have repoed it. Would you mind taking me to work?"

He's only got like 2 or 3 payments left on the bloody thing. -.- Stupid world.

... I can't really remember the last time I was up this early. *sleepy yawn*

Mikey 101

Aug. 26th, 2006 02:02 am
tygati: (Chesire Cat grin)
Oh. My. Goodness.
*dies laughing*

Okay, apparently there is nothing funnier on this earth than being the sober one with a completely hammered roomie. ^______________________^

He called me about 1:20 (earlier than I'd anticipated, honestly) and told me, "I think it's time to go home now." So I hopped in the car and called him when I got there. He sounded quite confused, couldn't figure out why I was calling him, and eventually managed to make it out to the car, quite proud of himself for walking the whole way. >.>;

So then we had a fascinating car conversation, during which he couldn't remember having called me to come get him, finished only about half of his sentences, and told me the same thing three times. ^.^v

Getting home, he fell out of my car onto the pavement. >.>; Still not entirely sure how he got back on his feet, but he did. Got his shoes off, then he attempted to walk upstairs. >.> ....... yeah, had to go up the stairs on all fours after he tried to tip over backwards twice.

Then we got upstairs! Yay! I have never been more entertained watching a grown man get attacked by his own pants. ^_____________^ Oh, and he walked into the doorjam, which is supposed to be my trademark. >.>;

Now he's downstairs watching TV attempting to play Kingdom Hearts, after having slid down more than one of the stairs. x.x I only pray he doesn't attempt to come back up until the alcohol has left his system. ^^;;;

The best part is, he's not going to remember a single thing tomorrow. =^.^=

Mikey 101

Aug. 14th, 2006 01:42 pm
tygati: (Sora locking a Keyhole)
... I swear that boy needs to have his hearing checked. ^^; He asked me why I hadn't devoured the chocolate mousse he made yet, and I told him "My tummy only has a limited amount of room in it."

He looked at me funny and made me repeat myself. I did. Finally he walked over to stand right next to me so I could say it a third time. Then he looked at me and said, "I thought you said 'Halloween Town has a limited amount of mermen in it.'"


I think somebody's been playing a bit too much Kingdom Hearts... :)
tygati: (Lemming walking)
It's bloody freaking HOT here. x.x Mikey and I are both about to liquify. Spent the whole day downstairs, because it was way too hot upstairs to venture near the computers.

I think the heat is affecting our brains too, because out of the blue he announces: "My left nipple is more sensitive than the right."


Also, I'll do the lemming thing:

The first ten people to comment on this post get to request adoodle/sketch/drabble from me on a subject/character of their choosing.

THE CATCH: In return, they have to post this meme in their journal.

I should, however, warn people that my 'doodle' art is pretty lousy. x.x Takes me hours of revisions to get to the point where I normally post stuff. ^^;; And yes, I do write, albeight very seldom and rarely with anything remotely resembling a plot...

Mikey 101

Jun. 24th, 2006 03:37 pm
tygati: (Cheshire Cat What?)
Mikey: "It's okay cause I'm grabbing my own balls."


Okay, the explaination. ;)

He finished Kingdom Hearts 1 and is now playing KH2. Way in the beginning when you're still Roxas, you fight in the Struggle tournament. I think it was versus Setzer at the time, and he got hit. For those of you non-gamers, when you got hit you dropped some of your blue orbs. When you hit HIM, he dropped red. The point was to have the most. So, it was okay that Setzer hit him, because he was running around picking up his own dropped orbs. Or balls, if you will. ;)

Took him about five seconds to realize what he'd said and why I was laughing so hard. ^____^v

Mikey 101

Jun. 8th, 2006 10:46 am
tygati: (Jasmine)
Mikey: "Oh hey, did you put cock on the grocery list?"
Me: *dies laughing*
Mikey: -.- "Caulk. For the bathtub."


Edit: 19:16

Mikey: *returning from outside where the laundry room is* "And I think my penis fell out a little out there..."
Me: *dies*
Mikey: "And there was a blue voltswagon bug driving by..." >.> "What? I tripped a little on the stairs because the sun got in my eyes..."
Me: ^___________________^
Mikey: -.-; *is wearing nifty lil' Oscar the Grouch boxers (Stolen from his straight ex-roomie) that quite admirably show off his butt-cleavage, FYI*

Mikey 101

May. 26th, 2006 01:30 pm
tygati: (Cheshire Cat What?)

Okay, so, he trimmed his nails this morning and came into my room to have me inspect them. I sent him back to the bathroom with my nail file. :) Then he shows me where he only had enough Nair to de-hair-ify one of his legs, but not the other, which made for a rather hillarious sight.

>.> Then he made the mistake of telling me that he'd done the same to his rear end. Only Nair'd half. So naturally, I insisted on seeing. ^______^ After much fuss, he put on a thong so I could inspect this phenomenon. ^.^ He kept trying to shoo me out of the bathroom after a brief look, and I told him that it needed to be smacked. >.>

Shortly thereafter he swatted his own rear, blinked at me, and decided I was right, it did need to be smacked. I then got shooed completely out of the bathroom with the pronouncement: "Excuse me while I touch myself."

^_________________^ *dies of giggles* I wuv my Mikey...

Mikey 101

May. 10th, 2006 11:50 pm
tygati: (Cheshire Cat What?)
>.> Mikey went to work today wearing two pairs of my earrings.... *sweatdrop*

and just now he was complaining that his arm hurt, so I handed him the tube of BenGay.... >.> Wow, was that ever a mistake. ^^; Besides the cracks about the name, I got to listen to 'Ooh, tingly' and various other phrases as he applied it, mentioning that the motion needed to rub it in was a lot like masturbating. >.>;;;

Mikey 101

May. 1st, 2006 07:11 pm
tygati: (Default)
As much as I tease him, I have to throw this tidbit out there to even the score so to speak... ^^; See, I started my monthly yesterday and was all curled up in a chair miserably and he fetched me my painkillers and water, did the housework, and brought me dinner. Which was veggie dumpling stuff that he doesn't even like, but he made special for me.

[profile] dlothrian

Ta daaaa! ^______^ My Mikey has his own LJ now. Everybody go pounce him and tell him how adorable he is. ;)

*goes off to edit pictures of his ass to use as an icon* ^______^

Mikey 101

May. 1st, 2006 08:39 am
tygati: (Jasmine)
Living with a gayboy, or "Mikey 101"

Me: "Mikey, you left the lid up. Again."
Mikey: "Aw, shit!"

Mikey: "It's very unnerving having someone watch you get ready for work and laugh."
Me: "I'm amused that you own and wear more makeup than I do. Plus, I need to change girly things and you have issues with blood."
Mikey: "I only have issues with blood when it's gushing out of people! Or old and nasty on a band-aid! Or thick and... yeah. I'm leaving now." >.>

Fly: Buzz!
Mikey: "OMG BUG KILL IT!!"
Me: *playing Kingdom Hearts II* >.>?
Mikey: *grabs flyswatter, goes dashing around the room*
Me: >.>;;
Mikey: *swats fly!* OMG IT'S STILL MOVING! BUGSPRAY!!!
Me: ¬ ¬ "That is spider-killer and you are not using it indoors."
Me: *siiiiigh* -.- *pauses game, gets vacuum cleaner, vacuums fly* Better?
Mikey: ;_; But it might crawl back out of the hose and attack me!
Me: "................" -.-;; *resumes game*

^_____^ I wuv my Mikey, I really do. *pets him*


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